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OK, since so many of us will gladly admit to laughing at farts and pulling fingers, I’m goign to share my most embarassing moment for your reading pleasure. I take no responsiblity for spat-out beverages. I used to date a guy named Mike. Mike was a tight family comprised of Shannon sister , a BIL, and the mom. The whole lot of us were headed out for dinner one night but had stopped by Mike’s mom’s house for a cocktail. As we were enjoying our cocktail, I felt it: The evening progressed and I got more and more uncomfortable. Finally, came time to leave. I saw my shining window of opportunity:

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Loads of Funny and Crude Jokes Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn’t?

With high profile movements such as the #metoo campaign, as well as a raft of high profile people now being named and shamed for past inappropriate behaviours, there has never been more moral support for women who feel violated to fight back. And now, thanks to this woman’s story shared on Reddit, there is a new weapon against unwanted advances: revenge farts.

Two months ago he lost his job. As a software engineer it can be hard to find work after the company you work for fires you. Your reputation will follow you to every interview. If you say you quit, they will think you may have more potential than your previous job required. If you say you were fired, they will think you are a lazy, disrespectful idiot.

Now James is in no way incompetent. In fact, he was considered one of the brightest minds at Flanotech until he was fired. His termination was also not fair.

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Never, ever in my entire life, have a dropped as much ass as I do after eating these. I mean, check out the nutrition label, it speaks for itself! I’ve done some research and evidently it’s the chicory root that causes the gas. I don’t know about all that, but I do know that the human body is not designed to do what it does after eating these bars. Fiber One bars are yummy and chocolaty.

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History[ edit ] Although it is likely that flatulence humor has long been considered funny in cultures that consider the public passing of gas impolite, such jokes are rarely recorded. Two important early texts are the 5th century BC plays The Knights and The Clouds , both by Aristophanes , which contain numerous fart jokes. At once he bubbled up the ghost, and there was an end to that shadow of a life…The last words he was heard to speak in this world were these.

When he had made a great noise with that end of him which talked easiest, he cried out, “Oh dear, oh dear! I think I have made a mess of myself. Upon learning this he exclaimed, “Verily, my fart has become a date! It shall be remembered forever! In the first, the character Nicholas sticks his buttocks out of a window at night and humiliates his rival Absolom by farting in his face. But Absolom gets revenge by thrusting a red-hot plough blade between Nicholas’s cheeks “ammyd the ers” “Sing, sweet bird, I kneen nat where thou art!

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Read the funniest dating traumas! Jun 29, Being with your crush or boyfriend can already be a nerve-wracking experience, but add a humiliating moment to the mix and you’ve got yourself a Traumarama! Check out these readers’ embarrassing dating stories! We went to a nice restaurant, and while we were eating our meal, I sneezed — and a huge booger bubble came out of my nose!

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I don’t post anywhere often, so let me know if I’m violating any rules about length, content, or whatever. I used to work in a computer repair shop for Lockheed, where a select few of the technicians used to engage in weekly “gas combat. They used to try and get one of the non-combatants to referee, but no one would volunteer. My partner Herb was particularly bad we think he was pre-diabetic or something ; he would go home and chow down on a combination of broccoli, beer and pistachios.

The next day, he would walk over to one of the techs reading the morning newspaper, which was spread completely flat on his bench top. Herb would silently gas off near the upper corner of the paper, then walk away while starting his stop watch. One day, my partner and I were getting out of the van a. He jumped down and slammed the sliding door shut. I could hear the muffled screams and see all the frantic motions as our trapped colleagues unlatched and rolled down every window.

We walked away into the stairwell for the building. I was shaking my head

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I spent 10, hours learning Game for this?! Apparently I, and men like me, are a minority of the population. I personally was not aware that most guys had problems picking up women until my university years. For the most part during high school the bangable girls dated, and very few normal guys seemed to be without a snuggle buddy.

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As Woolie continues, he goes into detail about the story – breaking levels of Character Derailment in the script: He caps it off by revealing that, instead of being sacrificed for a cruel fate, Mono is killed accidentally by her father in a drunken rage, a change that completely robs Wander’s quest to revive her of any sense of gravity. Matt and Pat are beyond stunned with this. Did David Cage write this?

Near the end of the video, the boys start speaking for Basaran before quickly realizing that the voice they’re using sounds a lot like Kevin using a Talkboy to imitate his father from the second Home Alone movie.

Way abck in when I first lived in Sydney I would go out to bars in Sydney. Because I was a very handsome young man women would grab the family jewels to feel up what might be inside when you were carrying your beer back to your table.

These cycles arise regularly as a response to terrible unexpected events which command the national news. An in-depth analysis of the Challenger joke cycle documents a change in the type of humour circulated following the disaster, from February to March In a review of Davies’ theories it is said that “For Davies, [ethnic] jokes are more about how joke tellers imagine themselves than about how they imagine those others who serve as their putative targets…The jokes thus serve to center one in the world — to remind people of their place and to reassure them that they are in it.

Beginning in the s, social and cultural interpretations of these joke cycles, spearheaded by the folklorist Alan Dundes , began to appear in academic journals. Dead baby jokes are posited to reflect societal changes and guilt caused by widespread use of contraception and abortion beginning in the s. Classification systems As folktales and other types of oral literature became collectibles throughout Europe in the 19th century Brothers Grimm et al.

The Aarne—Thompson classification system was first published in by Antti Aarne , and later expanded by Stith Thompson to become the most renowned classification system for European folktales and other types of oral literature.

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